Wednesday, 16 May 2012

It's kinda funny....

When you're five...the world is a wonderful place..... Full of chew toys......sandboxes.....a beautiful Mom and a Dad(who is actually Superman). Yup....Life is bliss....Of course, you would learn later that it is, in fact, Ignorance that is bliss. But for now, you hold hands with your playmate and giggle while you imagine that the little lump of sand, which you have magnificently constructed, is a grand castle.

When you're eight, every day seems like a century. There is soooooo much time to play, to watch TV, to read comics, to talk to your friends (not that there is much to "talk" about). To sum it up, 24 hours seems like too many hours in a day.... Your Mom and Dad are so lucky to be grown up. They can buy whatever they want...eat whatever they want.... and best of all....They don't have to go to school!!! Yup, being an adult is awesome!! You can't wait to throw those mutiplication tables out the window.... What torture you are subjected to!!! If only you could be an adult! Then you could eat all the ice-cream you want....

You're ten now... All around you, you see your seniors laughing, pranking each other and being "superior". AH!! If only you could be teenagers like them.... being an adult can wait. First, you want to have fun like your seniors. Yes.....being a teen is paradise. You get to be in-charge for once. You get to go out on your own.... and you get allowances.....SWEET! Why is time so dreadfully slow? It feels like you've been ten for eons..... Dear Lord, will you ever turn thirteen?

At looooooooong last, YOU'RE THIRTEEN!!!!!! YES!!!! REJOICE!!!! Finally, life has begun!Woah....hold on....what's going on? Why are your parents suddenly so disapproving all the time? Why do they disagree to everything? WTF!!!! You're freakin' thirteen!!!! You're older now! You can be more independent....right?!!! You decide to leave that aside and finally start having some fun with your friends. Being a teenager is fun, you suppose. But it's weird.....because now that you're actually a teenager.....it doesn't seem as GREAT as you thought it would be. But, of course, you're learning more about stuff around you....You're growing up..... And one day, you're suddenly........WTH????? You're fourteen? When did that happen?

You're fifteen now. People around you are so pressurising......GAWD!!! Do they ever stop? YOU'RE A HUMAN, FOR GODSAKE!!!! Where the hell did all the years of your life go??? Last time you checked you were only freakin' TEN!!! Time seems to be running now..... But you are desperately trying to slow it down..... Why must 24hrs be so short? How does anyone get anything done in a day? You want to stop growing up..... You want to have fun....just like you always dreamed you would.....

What is your life turning into???

And this, my friends.....is the story of my life..... Our lives.... The life of a teenager...
What a funny life, huh?

And people wonder why we're so high strung......


Saturday, 12 May 2012

Happy Mother's Day

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but hold their hearts forever.- said Some guy

Mothers are the only reason we are alive.
The only reason we survive.
The only reason we have to live.

Thank you for bearing us.
For bearing with us.
Hats off to you, Mothers!





(PS I Love You MOM!)

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Dammit you Alarm clock!



I have always wanted alarm clocks.
See, I have this problem with sleeping. I sleep all times. I never wake up on time.
But there is a good part to it. It provides my Dad great exercise.
So he bought me an alarm clock.
I want to kill that stupid thing now.
It has the loudest alarm ever!
But, anyway, as soon as it began ringing, I woke up turned it off and went back to sleep.
That, my friends, is only an example of my amazing feats.
I set it to 5:00 am and it began ringing at 4:45 am.
Anyway, it has proven that it is trustworthy.



The Beginning Of The End

Sad Little Girl

The beginning of this new month marks the end of my leisure days.

I am thankful for all the wonderful days I have had.
I am regretting all those precious minutes I have wasted.
It truly is when it is gone that we know how precious things are. 
My freedom is about to come to an end.